dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My ass is underappreciated
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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