i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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