dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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