Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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