just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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