We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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