Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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