You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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