just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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