your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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