He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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