she was so not down for the gang bang
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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