what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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