So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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