How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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