Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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