She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
soo... how was my night?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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