wakey wakey hands off snakey
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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