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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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