What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
