I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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