Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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