I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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