did you get engaged???
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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