when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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