omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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