Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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