it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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