party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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