distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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