trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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