Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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