All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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