i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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