Is it because I queefed?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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