That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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