thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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