Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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