I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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