Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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