I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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