i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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