So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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