I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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