with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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