That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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