so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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