Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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