Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my poor anus
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize
