Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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