I need help removing her.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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