? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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