Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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