I heard we made out
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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